The one where the GM doesn't believe in recurring characters, Iocus finds himself taking the first steps towards becoming a hamburger, the Party undergoes a Random transformation, Galdrien behaves like a dwarf and gets called out for it, Ardith requires more math per hit than the rest of the party combined, Suna sparks some unrest amongst the dragons with her spellcasting, and Amalgam gets divine inspiration about his next project.
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The one where they don't call the GM "The Hangin' Judge" for nothin', suddenly, Suna is stealthy and suspicious, Galdrien proves his legs are for more than looking at (they're also for booking it), Iocus starts everything off with a helping punch...errr...hand, the Party is forced to team up with their favorite psychopath to get things done, and Ardith throws more middle fingers than she throws knives.
The one where Suna temporarily forgets if she has hands, paws, or claws, Iocus isn't a mad cow (he's a helicoptor), the GM breaks the party with a simple two-word phrase, Amalgam is the king of no-touchy!, the Party gives in to the (Dreaming) Dark-Side, Galdrien is used to having 3 or 4 large climaxes during his performances, and Ardith has to face one of her greatest fears to enable fast travel.
The one where the GM has to look through the rulebook to find out if the 34th rule of gaming is the same as the 34th rule of the internet, Ardith doesn't have an alignment (she just has a crazy/hot scale), Suna wants to plant her staff in someone or something, the Party discusses exactly how many NPCs are trying to get into the bard's pants, Galdrien gets to be on bottom....of the initiative pile, and Iocus gets blown by multiple kobolds (blown apart, that is).
The one where Iocus knows that you can get away with violence if you don't ask permission, Galdrien sticks a kobold's foot in his mouth, Suna finds out about gravity the hard way, Ardith gets to observe science in action and run a color commentary the whole time, and the Party finally gets to tell Mardiana how they really feel about her.
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