The one where Suna is forced to do her chores before she can make her war requisitions, Whisper almost becomes the Pusher-Man, The Party gets to stand around during awkward family time, Giovanna comes up with a nickname for every Fae creature she meets, Todoki's cup runneth over but he remains stiff, and The group's decision to split (yet again) triggers The GM's trap card.
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The one where Whisper spores himself in public, Todoki endorses dismemberment if it satisfies his curiosity, The GM takes an opportunity to dress down an NPC as harshly and politely as possible, Only Suna can prevent forest fires (and Fae children from picking up Sovereignty weapons), The Party MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!, and GIovanna is denied a chance to adopt a Displacer Beast.
The one where The GM finally describes some geographic aspects of the world, The Party gets to give stilted and awkward character introductions again, Whisper puts his mushroom-stamp of approval on the battle plan, Suna chose her abilities based on the party failing (and chose correctly), Todoki gets to put on his bossy pants, and GIovanna is most effective when in the middle of a mosh-pit.
The one where The Party determines that you get the most magical energy by sucking it out of your opponents like snake venom, Galdrien receives a separate and legally distinct sword that glows and makes wooshing noises when he swings it, Jola uses her knowledge of MIssionary to help save everyone, Rhys casts "Jet Pixie" to "save the party with fire" because "that's a reasonable thing to do", Saiyna changes her Bodyguard background into a Babysitter background, and The GM gives at least one existential crisis during the events of this finale.
The one where The GM will never reveal what the joke was that led into the intro segue, Krii has to go turn a very expensive urn into a litter box, Saiyna gets to be flex her lying muscles, Galdrien's primary objection to having a doppelganger is that someone is infringing on his intellectual (Face) property, The Party is conflicted about which group of PCs to cheer for when someone gets a critical hit, Rhys gets to taste Suna's flaming nuts, and Jola constantly laments the fact that monsters are rolling low.
The one where Galdrien routinely makes deals with evil beings now, Rhys' stomach is an extraplanar dimension, The party is making their way downtown, Jola carries a perfectly good drumming shield, The GM shamelessly gives the party an excuse to have a battle of the bands, and Saiyna actually puts her professional backgrounds to use in their intended manner.
The one where The GM doesn't respect himself and doesn't expect others to respect him either, Rhys suggests a very uncomfortable place to stash the clearly (and insanely) evil sword, Galdrien plays kick the can with a potential phylactery, Saiyna dual-classes as a camera tripod, The Party finally gets some answers and they only cause more questions, and Jola is utterly terrible at working with technology.
The one where Saiyna talks knots around the guards, Jola equips an enchanted cat helmet, The GM gives false hope of a favorite NPC reappearing, Galdrien uses forbidden magic (even though 'forbidden' is right there in the title), Rhys resists the temptation to shout "Objection!" with every spell cast, and The Party got their Moment of Glory(TM).
The one where The Party drops as many names as possible to optimize SEO, Galdrien gets his first on screen bard job, Rhys is the only person who is allowed to correct himself, Jola suddenly and convincingly experiences near-fatal cat allergies, Saiyna tries to give chest compressions without accidentally crushing the victim, and The GM slowly begins cranking up the silliness dial.
The one where The Party gets to take a field trip to see how newspapers are made, Taalon makes for a pretty awesome wingman, Saiyna finally encounters a room that is appropriately sized for her, Jola is willing to testify at whatever trial gets her what she wants, the color of the scepter that Rhys holds in his hand is roooooooyal bluuuuue, Galdrien does everything at least three-quarters cocked, and The GM finds a way to get head scritches for the cat-girl.
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